I wasted 10 minutes of my life
Two days ago I rented 3 movies from the local store. At somebody's request I also rented The Helix... Loaded (Ahorix in Japanese (aho = idiot)) a parody of The Matrix.
Not being a big fan of the original movie and knowing how rare can be a good parody, I rented it with some skepticism.
The movie however beat all my expectations, in a negative way. I couldn't force myself past the first 10 minutes.
This parody is completely pointless, it looks like some home movie, but a lot less funny, because it also includes some decent (by home-movie standard) special effects. At least it could have been funny for being blatantly cheap, but instead it's sad for showing that someone actually put any money into it (and me for accepting to rent this lemon).
I'm just glad that I only wasted 10 minutes into it... the whole thing is 1 hour and a half. I actually think that if I had to waste 97 minutes of my life for something so void, I would probably enjoy more playing with the actual DVD disc for its intriguing prismatic effects.
Some movies are so good that one must see them, some are so bad that one has to see them.. this movie is so empty and unfunny that it really has no point. Or maybe one could create the category of movies that are so unintentionally unfunny that one has to rent them to try watch the first 5-10 minutes to feel what is like to be lobotomized.
Very sad indeed.


HHmmmmmm, In the meantime
HHmmmmmm,
In the meantime this is pretty good if you like racing sims: rfactor.com
dotnet
I tried the site but I think you meant http://rfactor.net 8)
yes yes, someone already
yes yes, someone already pointed out that mistake to me!
.net .com .org dotdotdot!!!!
also search on youtube for rfactor videos.
Fag! I rarely waste my time
Fag!
I rarely waste my time recently because I am fucked up. My life turned into shit but I am not going to share details with all those semen receivers anyway.
What I just wanted to say is that one needs to judge movies by what he likes. Some people like David Lynch movies... for me those are shit... while Wild At Heart was plain Hollywood production with Lych touches in it... it was good. Lost Highway, Mulholland Drive and anything else was waste of my time...
So... I like fun. I enjoy movies like Monty Python or simple shit like that. You enjoy other shit. Them enjoy other shit shit. Who cares.
So... let us not waste time on what is good. Some people might like "Attack of Killer Tomatoes" (I do love this movie) and some might find that God Father is shit. Who cares.
I care nothing.
Recently I have realized that what we should care is our health and our wealth. Sure... sounds gay... but... is reality.
So.... ratfuck.wav
PS. Still need to do math... even logged in!!!! Fuckerrrrrrrr!!!
Geezzz.. you are always sick
Geezzz.. you are always sick !!
Talking about this movie.. I guess that you have a point, perhaps a moth could enjoy a TV playing it.. though even a moth may prefer some plain old black & white noise.
rfactor
That game is utter crap, wasted 10 mins of my life trying it.
You call in "crap" for a lot
You call in "crap" for a lot of things 8)
have you tried it?
have you tried it?
..not yet.. because you said
..not yet.. because you said it's crap ! 8P
haha ok. The camera and
haha ok. The camera and handling really sucked, it was retarded. The best simulator I've ever tried is GT5 prologue in PS3, although I like arcade racing games more, like Ridge Racer or NFSU series.
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