Japanese game to walk beauitfully !

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Davide's picture

I don't normally read kotaku.com, but I visit sites that link its feed. One thing that Kotaku was reporting recently is a Japanese DS software to train to walk beautifully ... that's right, a game to learn how to walk properly !
The person behind it is apparently a retired male model that has now a career in teaching women how to walk "beautifully".
Japan is definitely a country obsessed with training, and also a country where women aren't famous for their straight legs and their walking style.

There are three different type of legs in Japan: X legs, O legs and straight legs.
"X" type is seen as cute (when it's not too chronic), "O" type is the most diffused and can go from negligible to not-so-pretty (to put it nicely). Straight legs are instead pretty rare.

There are treatments for non-straight legs. I don't know much about it, but I've heard of a girl going to a miracle-massage that got her legs from "O" to straight in half an hour or so. The massage supposedly relaxes some tendons or whatever and the legs come straight nicely. The problem with this is that it lasts only a couple of days 8) ..sounds pretty interesting though !
I'd try if I didnt' have straight legs 8P

Regardless of leg type, average walking style definitely leaves a lot to be desired... many girls can't quite handle high heels. They often drag their feed around, making atrocious noises with those heels... however that wounded-animal sort of gait can in some cases actually be sexy. This is probably due to our predating animal instinct that makes us like better the weaker preys }8:>

I wanted to talk about another DS game for women.. but I got too involved with this now.

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putting women in their place

brian's picture

check this one

http://kotaku.com/gaming/housewife-superstar/housewife-superstar-putting-women-in-their-place-241813.php

"what they need is to be reminded of their place. And a woman's place is in the kitchen"
"t strives to teach women how to be the perfect housewife. Cleaning, embroidery, flower arrangements...all there, all vitally important. "

About legs.. I saw way too many girls walking like X, someone said it was because they use high heels a lot.. dunno.

What about a game for "after" ?

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Looks fun.. but do really women play with it ? 8)
I hope it includes post-marrige training for sex, because I hear a lot of complaints from men that are left starving right after the big step !

Sono le 2 e 15 e non ho

Sono le 2 e 15 e non ho voglia di scrivere in inglese.

La mia ex giapponese camminava come una principessa e anche buttare l'immondizia era un gesto che faceva con eleganza. Le gambe ce le aveva dritte, al limite forse i polpacci non erano perfetti.

E comunque la tua fidanzata se e' cosi' gentile da prepararti un bento box (sto guardando i piatti qui di fianco nella gallery, che ti frega come cammina? :)

Qua a barbaropoli le donne camminano che sembrano dei mammuth...

Ciaps.

hehehe ..sicuramente la

Davide's picture

hehehe ..sicuramente la giapponese media tendere ad essere piu' aggraziata dell'Italiana media
Giapponese ad italiana: come sei carina, che seno !
Italiana a giapponese: come sei carina, che delicatezza !
(le donne strillano sempre quando si fanno i complimenti 8)

..trauco in inglese visto che ho scritto poco e ho tempo da perdere oggi.. 8)

English
The average Japanese woman is tendencially more graceful than the average Italian woman..
Japanese to Italian: how pretty, nice breasts !
Italian to Japanese: how cute, how delicate !
(women always scream when they make compliments to each other 8)

here's another

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http://kotaku.com/gaming/konami/certify-your-womanhood-with-konami-251242.php

" Called Girl Power Certification, the game offers advice on everything from office romance to dating parties. It also includes a manner book and a list of phrases that are NO GOOD for adult women "

Btw it would be nice if you could install TinyMCE here :)

PHRASES!

Duddie's picture

I need those NO GOOD phrases! Immediately :-)

I was about to report that

Davide's picture

I was about to report that one actually 8P ..but I've been busy with other stuff.
I knew about it cause I did the smart thing and signed up for the RSS feed at http://www.watch.impress.co.jp/game/

Regarding TinyMCE.. it was giving me troubles.. small text, not quite WYSIWYG.. and I like MediaWiki syntax anyway. The problem is that this MediaWiki syntax filter doesn't work so well either (doesn't allow to mix HTML !)

..what a pain !

P.S. Fix your site's feed !!!

Good Woman :)

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Regarding you high interest in this topic (also considering you buy and read and even share with us all those magazines i.e. "Woman Magazine 2007/04") I am concluding that you are trying to become a "Good Woman" :) Everyone has own set of hobbies finally :P

But speaking seriously, let's talk about this magazine... I wonder why they tell in this magazine that office outfit should be light coloured not black one (or at least I understand it like that). Is there something wrong with wearing black?

Also the way of looking made me smiling. They consider that a girl cannot position her eyes to high (as looking straight in face) or looking to low (as watching someone's feet).... so what... she must look like she is watching my balls when she is discussing with me? Or maybe I misunderstood again?!?!?! :)

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